Martha's Field Needs Plowed

Click to get Marthas Field Needs Plowed Item ID: #34964
In Stock



Best Price Express Delivery

"Martha's Field Needs Plowed" is an ADULT parody picture book. Poor Martha's field hasn't been plowed in years. If it isn't plowed soon, it might leave her in tears. Her field has been so dry. Her field has been so barren. She thinks back to the last time it was plowed. Not since Farmer Darren. Beautiful story about traditional American values and hardworking farmers. I would love a sequel about watering Martha's field! It should be soaking wet for her firm tasty melons and juicy peaches! Donated to my daycare library. Is there anyone out there that can get the job done? Makes a great gag gift, especially for a farmer. A note from the author: This book, and all of my books are meant for an adult audience. They are not for children! If you read the description, you would see this book, and all of my books are for adults. My characters are adults. The content is meant to be funny for adults. Anyone buying these books for children is the problem. There are lots of books just like mine out there. Just do a simple search.

Get This
Balls Deep: A Tale of Stormy Days and Ball Pit Pla
Get This!
Can You Open My Backdoor?
Get This!
The Sausage Dog Was Too Long: A Funny Innuendo Par
Get This!
Massive Erections: A Poetic Journey Through Engine
Get This!
Sally Gets Crabs
Get This!
The Pussy Needed a Good Lick: A Funny Innuendo Par
Get This!
The Adventures of Baby Trump: Make The Playground
Get This!
Gobble My Sausage
Get This!
I Broke My Butt! The Cheeky Sequel to the Internat
Get This!
Gomer the Gassy Goat: A Fart-Filled Tale (Fart-Fil
Get This!
         
right bottom