Wanda Weaver, The Bougie Beaver: Funny Gift for He

Get ready to laugh until your sides ache with 'Wanda Weaver: The Bougie Beaver' – the audaciously funny tale of a beaver who knows how to keep things wild in the woods! 'The Bougie Beaver' is perfect to pair with a fun strand of pearls, fur vest,/scarf, or any other bougie accessory for the perfect gift that is sure to be a hit with anyone who receives it! Meet Wanda Weaver, a beaver whose sense of style is as sharp as her wit. She's got pearls, sass, and a fur care routine that would make even a Hollywood diva envious. While the other beavers sport untamed bushes, Wanda's fur is smoother than a smooth jazz solo. She doesn't just turn heads; she turns the whole forest upside down, leaving even the most suave tomcats and beaver studs blushing. This book is a riotous ride, perfect as gift to be remembered for. Whether it's a birthday bash, a bachelorette blowout, or a holiday gift exchange with your wildest friends, Wanda's escapades will have everyone in stitches. Join us for a mischievous adventure into the world of Wanda Weaver, the bougiest beaver to ever strut her stuff down Woodeo Drive in Beaverly Hills, California. Find out why she's the undisputed queen of the dam, and why her escapades will make you snort with laughter and blush with embarrassment. So, grab a drink, settle in, and get ready for a hilarious journey that'll have you saying, 'Dam, that's one wild, bougie beaver!'" About the Author: Introducing the one and only bougie beaver of the literary world, the fabulous Bianca Bioni! Born in the exclusive enclave of Beaverly Hills, California, Bianca has clawed her way to the top of the best-seller lists, all while maintaining her impeccable fur coat and dazzling dental hygiene. And, of course, there's always a chilled flute of Beavergnac Prosecco nearby for those moments of sophisticated celebration. From the moment she first nibbled on imported Swiss cheese, it was clear that Bianca was destined for greatness. Her lodge, more akin to a luxurious five-star spa, boasts amenities such as a beaver-sized jacuzzi, a built-in water feature showcasing her collection of designer dams, and a personal sushi chef to cater to her every aquatic craving—prosecco, of course, included. Bianca's literary triumphs include titles like “Wanda Weaver: The Bougie Beaver,” "Chic Chewing: A Beaver's Guide to Gourmet Wood," "Damsels and Dior: A Memoir of Time Spend Modeling for Damhouse Magazine," and "The Beaver's Guide to Luxury Log Cabin Living." When not busy writing her next bestseller, Bianca can be found reclining on her custom-made damask dam divan, enjoying a glass of rare bark-infused Bordeaux, or, when feeling extra fancy, a flute of Beavergnac Prosecco. She's also a tireless advocate for "Woodworker's Rights," a movement that champions the dignity and rights of the often-overlooked labor force behind the world's most luxurious wood-based products. So, if you're in the mood for some hilarious tales of bougie beaver adventures, Bianca Bioni's books are sure to make a splash in your reading list.