Emergency Inflatable Chicken

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We all fall in tough spots now and then but sometimes things get a little too rough. A piano falls on your car, your house gets foreclosed by the bank, you fall into an open sewer, etc. There's not much to make these sticky situations any better.. or is there? Say hello to the Emergency Inflatable Chicken! This convenient lifesaver is a tin container away. Simply pop open the top and unleash your savior. The Chicken will fix any bad situation or stroke of bad luck. He works great at ugly business meetings, pop quiz sessions, unfortunate weddings, and violent sporting events. No need to thank us just use your Emergency Inflatable Chicken to keep yourself in tip top shape. Here's to years of good luck and Chickens!

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