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Boo & Bang Spooky Erotic Shorts ?? They came, they saw... they couldn’t touch a damn thing. Welcome to Boo & Bang, a hilariously horny collection of spooky short stories where the ghosts are freaky, the hauntings are thirsty, and nobody’s getting any — not really. Inside these ten laugh-out-loud tales, you'll meet: A twerking ghost with unfinished business in your shower A spirit who hijacks Ouija boards for flirty nonsense A poltergeist obsessed with your most personal items Cursed fitness freaks who moan through midnight stretches And other depraved apparitions who seriously need posthumous therapy ?? Why you need this book: ??? Because “haunted” doesn’t have to mean “horrifying” These ghosts aren’t here to scare you — they’re here to grind against your shower curtain, mess with your lingerie drawer, and ruin your alone time. Spiritually, of course. ?? Perfect gift for the freak in your friend group Halloween party? Bachelorette night? Passive-aggressive Secret Santa? This book is the adult treat no one expects — and everyone will laugh (and blush) at. ?? Actually readable. Like, really. Ten short stories, so you don’t need to commit to a 400-page paranormal smutfest. Read one before bed, or binge-read the whole mess. Just don’t do it on a crowded train. ?? Product details: 152 pages of ridiculous ghostly erotica Standard 6x9" paperback format — perfectly readable, unapologetically haunted Glossy paperback cover with that premium spooky sheen Printed by real people. Possibly haunted. Probably underpaid. ?? For adults only — unless you want to explain “spectral kinks” to your mom. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. ?? Click "Buy now" and prepare to get ghosted in all the wrong places.
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